'when asians attack' next on fox.

so i went over to my grandmother's house to help my aunts move some furnature into a uhaul. everything was normal. then david and i went upstairs to move a bedframe down. i wasn't up there for five minutes before chiew starts yelling at me in his best broken engrish about how i threatened to stab him in the back. then the crazy fuck grabs me from behind and tries to choke the fuck out of me. this series of events happened in all of about thirty seconds, which left me helplessly wondering 'what the fuck is going on?' that's not the best part. i go downstairs and was like 'hey mom, your boyfriend must be drunk because he just tried to get in a fight with me' and she gets pissed at me. my whole family got pissed at me! i got man-humped by my mom's boyfriend while he was speaking jibberish about me stabbing him in the back and they got pissed at me.
what the fuck, america?

I love Weird Al

White and Nerdy


I also just finished rewatching the original star wars trilogy for the first time since i was nine tonight. i finally get what all the hype and the fetishes were about....
which is why i had to go see if there were any adaptations of star wars to the boobie screen.
Looking for star wars porn is how i found this amazing thing.

"What is that?" you might be asking yourself.
well, it is a working sentry gun.
here's the blog post from DorkingOut

September 21, 2005
Homemade Sentry Gun
keywords: sentry, aliens, airsoft

it's game over man!Somewhere out there a space marine just messed his pants. This guy built his own working sentry gun using a Airsoft replica[for now] FN P90 BB-gun, a webcam, servos, and an old computer. It detects motion in its field of view, directs you to "freeze" (a la ED-209) and if the target moves in the next 5 seconds it will continuously pelt them with airsoft BBs using both horizontal and vertical targeting. Don't forget to check out the video of his little brother getting pwned.
# Sentry Gun [via hack-a-day]

this planet rules