iPwn

so i got this iPhone... this device has made me forget about my job, my lack of sleep, and pretty much everything else while, amazingly enough, at the same time helping me keep track of everything in my life.
as you'll notice, you're ass now can get day to day views of what my beautiful face looks like.
sweet jesus, it's like when i pop those ear buds in, i pretty much zone out.
i'm actually doing it rightn now...