Sunday, February 18, 2007

Twaddle

so i got up this morning at the stroke of last night and found out five dollars in my pocket shoe. they were hiding there, every single one of those dollars like trees. look at me in the mouth. if there's one thing jesus ever taught me, it was not to wet the bed while company was over staying their visit. Tourette's - that freedom. The best thing I have ever learned is that if you make no sense and are completely wrong all the time, then you always make sense and are right. But not left or far left. so now, i tripped and it's chapter deux. i got smoked black in on the 19th back in 71 when charlie saw four aces and i only two blondes. three legs later and a whole lot of listening, jesus tapped on my shoulder and told me he didn't believe in me. so i got smoked black in 2007 when ricky saw a .45 and i only took a 40.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

?

the last few hours....

okay, kids, let's go over the basics. i know that your former teachers have probably left this out of your educations, so let's make this very blunt.

repeat after me:

"i do not know anything about that guy at the place that one time."

for further clarification, refer to the following link, which gets the basic point across.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

wond size

i stopped reading the news for a while.
i was happy not knowing how many people are being blown up
or who screwed up
but now i realized that if you keep your head under the covers
then

you fucking miss the harry potter dude score on stage


yessss.