minutes like light years

A few things have happened in the past week or less-

Dancing
drinking
swerving
not sleeping
working
a drunk freedom fest douche kicked in my apartment's front door
drunk guy was arrested
drunk guy at guy's place lost a filling
kanpai party
i found out i rule at scrabble
cigars
rubbing for beer
guitar hero is lame
more dancing
black eyes
fridge climbing
roof climbing
roof falling
her space holiday
trying to quit smoking
bff thumb sucking park
hanging stuff on my walls
desecrating war monuments
police
typewriter
and my mom's taken up saying "sugar" in place of "shit"