This is the way i understand it.

Hi
My name's Stephen.
I am 22.
I am about 5'9, if that
And 140 lbs.
I am a small guy.
I have a mother
A father
A brother
And a grandmother.
There are more, but they do well on their own.
When i get nervous around new people
I drink a lot, a lot.
When i'm sad i stay in my apartment for days on end, saying that i'm just reading a lot, but mostly, i just do nothing.
I like to cause trouble mostly because i'm afraid if i try not to
I'll do it any way.
But i like all of this.
This is whom i live with the vast majority of my time.
It's not perfect,
But i like tim minchin