"he's second-hand drunk!"

I think I've been around way too many inebriated people this week because I'm feeling a bit like an asshole. Never get drunk around me because I'm the type of friend who will offer you more glasses of wine or whatever you're on because being bored and around intoxicated people only askes for a person with a horrible sense of humor to play horrible jokes.
Well, i'm going to practice now for basically the first time in 3 weeks.