hilarity

For the past few weeks I've stopped being afraid of the words "you're fired."
Mainly, it's because I know that my job will never be important. This job will never be anything more than a pay check and a distraction.
So, I've personified this concept. I've stopped shaving. I speak to people the same way I would speak with anyone that I just met. I call coworkers racist for giggles.
I am in fact wearing house slippers at work right now.

So today, my boss took me into one of the conference rooms for a one on one meeting.
He suggested that I take part in the leadership intern program - a management position.

I knew if I watched office space enough times, it would come true...